We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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