Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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