Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Me too!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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