And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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