Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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