Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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