Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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