Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
