is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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