I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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