I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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