sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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