So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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