All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
worst night to have a conscience
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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