And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
