okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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