he shaved USA in his pubs
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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