ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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