dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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