Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
