I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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