Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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