i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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