I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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