It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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