Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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