There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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