This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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