she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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