I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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