Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I came so hard my ears popped.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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