What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
