its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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