how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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