Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
