He is an equal opportunity slut.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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