i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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