You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
