I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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