how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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