So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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