I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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