Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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