I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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