So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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