We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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