She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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