even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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