idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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