at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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