At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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