Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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