omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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