I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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