last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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