so let's talk penis.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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