is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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